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Old 01-24-2014, 12:58 PM   #1
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Default heres reaper- good luck

welcome to reaper tech support ,.. please hold,. pls hold

holding.....please hold,...

click,
hello this is Mr nofish,. ty for calling
How may I direct your call

No Im sry sir reaper does not work like abletown

Have you tried making a feature request?



Mr noob makes a features request;

"Reapers broken The beats arn't banging like in my head"
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Old 01-24-2014, 02:09 PM   #2
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So you want Justin to come over and show you how Reaper works?
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Old 01-24-2014, 03:42 PM   #3
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Is Cockus loosing 100,000 users due to lack of documentation of how things actually work?
No because you are exaggerating grossly.

"You must be this tall to be a musician/engineer/producer"

This subject has been beaten to death in other threads, read those.
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Old 01-24-2014, 07:06 PM   #4
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I have I have 5 specific, questions relation to my customization (semi advanced functions I need explained to proceed- all undocumented -

these could be explained in 5 min
these questions are not going to get answers

trail and error is going to extened my date 3mnths

so I ask you....
I'd step back and consider why it's going to take you three months, either you are exaggerating again or you have no business using a DAW.

While spending all this time trying to come up with provocative posts you could have asked and gotten the explanation.
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Old 01-24-2014, 10:18 PM   #5
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[QUOTE=@non;1305486]
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you have no business using a DAW.

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point taken
Hi @non-

I don't know if you're pulling our collective leg at this point or what, but IMO your excerpt of karbo's comment didn't capture the spirit of it at all. What are your specific questions?

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Old 01-24-2014, 10:18 PM   #6
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Scary thing about the Reaper user community - you don't know you're a member until it's too late to get out
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Old 01-24-2014, 11:04 PM   #7
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Drama queen much? Good grief! I have gone back through your post history...about 90% negative complaining and "poor me" commenting. Others have no problem asking even the silliest of questions on this forum and they get so many valid and honestly helpful replies. You didn't even give anyone a chance to help you before going into the negative drama. Stop throwing a fit and ask your questions...or don't, and just go quietly. But, please try to be an adult, at least.
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Old 01-24-2014, 11:27 PM   #8
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Drama queen much? Good grief! I have gone back through your post history...about 90% negative complaining and "poor me" commenting.
To be honest, I should have responded more in kind but the same thing you noticed made it tough for me to do so.
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Old 03-09-2014, 09:15 AM   #9
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It sounds like you want that system Captain Picard had in that Star Trek TNG episode where he was trying to record something on that flute thing in his quarters.


Reaper isn't quite up to that speed yet...

You're gonna have to learn how to use a few keyboard commands and get a workflow going. It will take time and effort - not unlike practicing an instrument.
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Old 03-10-2014, 11:31 AM   #10
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here's protools. good luck.
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Old 04-01-2014, 05:15 PM   #11
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Dear @non,

Google is your friend.
Instead of expecting your fellow forum members to enter into indentured servitude, answering your questions instead of concentrating on their own projects, try typing your questions into the Google search window. Begin with the words "Cockos Reaper" and then state your question.
It works. It really does.
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Old 04-25-2014, 09:34 AM   #12
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I don't think the solutions to your problems can be found in a DAW or in a DAW-community.
The world is big.
Try someplace else.
Good luck.
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Old 05-02-2014, 07:47 PM   #13
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Default oops

karbo
I didnt realize you were a programmer;we support reaps philosophy unequivicolly

you tried to do the right things and trolls just fundimentally misrepresent everything you represent .I understand your frustrations; Im in the same situation

its a shame your non-pro technical class cant follow your example and enagage w actual musicains to produce marketable and relevant music


we tried to appoligize but there is nothing to appoligize for really
you have a whole class in yr user base failing to contribute meaningfully and lowering the level of discoarse around here to hostility go yell at them

thread was a good object lesson

We were enjoying the irony haveing of the typical musician/noob experience
failing to find a way to engage, being unable to communicate w geniuses,and getting yelled out of forumsabout it

For the sake of your own sanity stop responding to threads like these
they just escalate situations(*thread is now toxic)
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Old 05-02-2014, 08:44 PM   #14
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I think I can help with that.
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