That was a joke - I meant I'm getting the kemper to make myself sound better which I obviously won't.
I just got the guitar on craigslist pretty cheap.
I actually didn't know if the guitar was supposed to have batteries so I opened what I thought was the battery compartment and lo-and-behold the neck came out
15 mins later I finally got a signal out of it and browsed through some GR5 presets. It is SWEET (GR I mean). The tones are wonderful but poorly matched to my (lack of)playing ability. Unfortunately the guitar neck seems to be bent because some notes don't play right (I know its the guitar's fault not me).
Nevertheless I'm so excited
This is a whole new world for me.